HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
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This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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