Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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