some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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