I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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