I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
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