I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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