So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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