I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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