got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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