i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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