It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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