She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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