I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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