I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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