Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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