theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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