I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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Still dying that you shit outside
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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