Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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