school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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