you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Watching her eat just hurts me
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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