Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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