Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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