is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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