Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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