her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Randomize