5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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