that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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