no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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