i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Dicks are not precious.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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