somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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