He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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