Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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