I hate your face
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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