he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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