He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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