you win again, gameday.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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