So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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