don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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