? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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