5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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