Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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