she is the kim kardashian of front butts
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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