so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Shame is for Republicans.
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