I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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This is my life. Enjoy the view
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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