Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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