she smelled like a LAN party
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize