so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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