i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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