I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
he fucked my hip out of place.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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