Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
i out mim tonsoeep
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